Moxa this Friday, the Old Grey Whistle test and mother fudging squirrels, Oh, and OxO cubes….

Hi. So. This weekend. Moxa in Mantova. Also. Did you know, the Old Grey Whistle Test is named such because…When DJ’s received test pressings and played them in a club, if the bouncers whistled along to the song, it was sure to be a hit…or something…I had no idea…Also, ever had problems opening those damn silver OXO packets…well, stress no longer. Simply crush the cube before opening to form a square packet which you simply tear along the top. And. Finally. We have a squirrel infestation. Which is like an ant infestation but with added nuts. That’s all. Love you , miss you. x

 

Oh and. I have a new remix out. All the info here

Vote for me, win a cow, Portsmouth, X Factor for DJ’s and anal probing…..

Hi peepers

 

This week I was informed that Simon Cowell is starting X Factor for DJ’s. After 5 minutes of stomping round the house loudly and shouting down the phone, I calmed down momentarily.

Sadly, I feel that the end of DJing as it was once known, is coming to an end. DJ’s are now rock stars, and therefore need to be treated differently. They also get to stand in front of a panel of DJ’s (my guess Guetta, Cowell and Chris Moyles,) and perform for 60 minutes. They will then be judged on their mixing ability, keying music, and selection of  records. NOT. Hopefully their anuses will be connected to a massive electric current, and every time they mess up, they receive a tremendous shock, rendering themselves incapable of speaking, let alone pressing play on a laptop. One can only wish…

In reality I am sure they will be judged on their ability to hold both arms above their own heads.

In other news I shall be DJing in Portsmouth this Saturday  details here and I have been nominated for an award in France for my album “The Difference Engine”…not sure of the details and I may well win some kind of medal, but in order to do that I need votes….you can vote for me here VOTE FOR ME

Anyway. It’s Friday. I’m off to the pub

Laters Skaters

 

 

Days in the Life # 3

Since I last wrote I have been continuing my abstinence from online distraction. The longer I leave it the easier it gets. I feel like I am living in a world where I no longer know everything about everything. That came to light last week during the Stop on Line Piracy protests. I was delighted to find that Megaupload had been taken down, so delighted that I forwarded my delight to a friend who is very much still on Twitter. He told me that Twitter had been alight with masses of opinions by gazillions of people all varying in shapes and sizes. My first reaction was a breath of relief. Those are the Twitter and Facebook moments that I have grown to dread, and I am so glad to be away from it. My blood pressure is stable. Instead I have had discussions with like minded souls who are relatively on the same page, but who also have slight difference in opinions.  I was forwarded a couple of great articles alongside the Ben Watt/Robert Levine interview. Two of which you can read here

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01/17/beyond_sopa/

http://freeloadingthebook.wordpress.com/2012/01/18/an-elegy-for-the-piracy-wars-on-the-occasion-of-the-sopapipa-blackouts/

 

Thanks to Ewan Pearson for sending me those.

 

In other news I have had my head buried in finishing Mother Rose.

 

 

And Freaks have signed a record to Hot Creations. More on that soon……

Police and Thieves

The world has spent their week shaking their walking sticks around, up in arms over the Stop On Line Piracy Act. Internet blackouts, hissy fits and all kinds of non communicative nonsense.

Those who know me, know my stance. I refuse to bend over and take it up the arse, as my Dad once said. I will fight till the death to defend my job and source of revenue. The hours I work and the money I invest to create something that hopefully some people will gain pleasure from will not be snatched from me for nothing. And music will most definitely not become my hobby.

This week Ben Watt from Buzzin’ Fly (an independent dance label,) interviewed Robert Levine, author of Free Ride, a book about piracy and “free” culture.

I am a huge fan of Levine’s intelligent stance on the whole aspect of piracy. Here is a quote from the interview :

 

“How well drafted is SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) and what impact do you think it will have? 

That’s very hard to answer because it’s a complicated law that keeps changing almost daily. I think SOPA had some problems, some of which were solved before Christmas and almost all of which will be solved when the DNS-blocking provisions are blocked. At the same time, most of the objections were a little silly – enforcing copyright isn’t censorship, and I can’t see how keeping the current structure of the Internet the same way it was in 1995 is more important than a body of law that’s hundreds of years old. The truth is that most of SOPA’s opponents will object to anything that enforces copyright because they hate it on principle or their businesses depend on the intellectual property of others – mostly the latter. And it’s important to remember that many of the nonprofit organizations that came out against the bill receive some funding from Google. Again, to be clear, SOPA had problems. But it’s important to keep in mind that the goal of the other side isn’t to derail SOPA – it’s to prevent any kind of law or legal precedent that would protect creators rights. ”

 

And here is a direct link to the full interview. (Click on image)

When Hell Broke Loose….

Tom Waits is not for everyone that’s for sure. But one thing is for sure, he knows how to push boundaries. A song from the new album that is possibly one of the angriest things I have heard in quite some time. An anti war song from the mouth of a soldier. The drums, music and vocals conjure up something really quite terrifying. I love hearing records that take you to a place. Not sure it’s a place I want to be but it’s still mad mad piece of music …..

Days in the Life # 2

The last couple of weeks have I have been immersed in DJing and music making.

The weekend just past I travelled with fellow Freak, Jonny Rock, to Zukunft in Zurich, hosted by the wonderful Kalabrese. A fantastic night amplified by the marvelous man that is Lexx who set the night up nicely.

Earlier in the week I had rampantly been gathering together files from a project I have been working on under the guise of Mother Rose, alongside the wonderful guitarist that is Andy Neal. 18 months of creativity have come to fruition and we got to go and make it sound all special on the great beast of a Neve desk. The first single will be out next month with a remix from Baldelli.

I will post a sample up here shortly.

I now have a week buried in receipts which shall be accompanied by day time television and cup a soup

Rock and Roll kids.

Lx

A Day in the Life # 1

A week into the new year and a week without social networking.
My initial natural response was an odd one. The compulsive desire to do what had become habit was suddenly not allowed. My addictive nature was now going to have to adapt to a different set of rules. The constant desire or need to check Facebook and Twitter to find out what colour socks people would be wearing today was to be transformed into free time to do something constructive.
Every morning I sit at the computer and write. A week in and 10000 words are done.
The removal from Facebook has been incredibly liberating. Twitter has been slightly different and has taken a little longer to adapt to. But, actually, I am starting to realise that aside from genuinely making new friends with whom I will stay in touch with outside of Twitter, the rest was having a real negative effect on my general well being.
I spent the majority of the time being angered by the music industry and the majority of those in it. I also found myself very close to saying things that really may have damaged my career. Having had to apologise publicly in the past, this may not be the way forward. Instead of being riled by a mass of negative energy and general annoyance, I am using that anger and irritation constructively.

Overall I feel liberated. And that was my intention.

I’m even thinking of taking up meditation.

I might start wearing sandals too.

Look out.

Love

Puke