Hi peepers

This week I was informed that Simon Cowell is starting X Factor for DJ’s. After 5 minutes of stomping round the house loudly and shouting down the phone, I calmed down momentarily.

Sadly, I feel that the end of DJing as it was once known, is coming to an end. DJ’s are now rock stars, and therefore need to be treated differently. They also get to stand in front of a panel of DJ’s (my guess Guetta, Cowell and Chris Moyles,) and perform for 60 minutes. They will then be judged on their mixing ability, keying music, and selection of  records. NOT. Hopefully their anuses will be connected to a massive electric current, and every time they mess up, they receive a tremendous shock, rendering themselves incapable of speaking, let alone pressing play on a laptop. One can only wish…

In reality I am sure they will be judged on their ability to hold both arms above their own heads.

In other news I shall be DJing in Portsmouth this Saturday  details here and I have been nominated for an award in France for my album “The Difference Engine”…not sure of the details and I may well win some kind of medal, but in order to do that I need votes….you can vote for me here VOTE FOR ME

Anyway. It’s Friday. I’m off to the pub

Laters Skaters